24 June, 2013

Miscellaneous points today as things seem to be spiralling downhill ever-more-quickly lately...

A question for the Left:
So, how's that 'living' interpretation of the US Constitution working for you, then?

Are you still with Thurgood Marshall's interpretation "...he argued that the Constitution must be interpreted in light of the moral, political, and cultural climate of the age of interpretation..." in which changing circumstances allow changing interpretations of inferred language?

I've always been a strict constructionist, for the inimitable (but apocryphal) lesson of Thomas Moore in "A Man for all Seasons":
Quote:
William Roper: So, now you give the Devil the benefit of law!
Sir Thomas More: Yes! What would you do? Cut a great road through the law to get after the Devil?
William Roper: Yes, I'd cut down every law in England to do that!
Sir Thomas More: Oh? And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat? This country is planted thick with laws, from coast to coast, Man's laws, not God's! And if you cut them down, and you're just the man to do it, do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety's sake!

The Devil is turning, gentlemen. And you quite specifically have been the ones spending the last 30+ years shredding that very Document, that Creation of Man, that could have protected us.

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Re California's letter to Bitcoin demanding they cease operation or face aggressive prosecution for money-transmission without proper licensing/approval:
Dear Bitcoin:
We are uncomfortable that your fiat currency is a) starting to make our fiat currency look a little silly, and b) circumventing our ability to control the public. Please stop or we will have to get rough.
Signed,
California and the Fed
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Re Mr Obama's soon-to-be-formally-announced big plans to address Climate Change:
To my public, and in particular former supporters,
Since everything else seems to have gone in the shitter, I come back to you with a message that seemed to sell well in both campaigns: the environment.
I look forward to again gaining your broad support with a campaign of platitudes, anthemic one-word slogans, and statements that make me appear sympathetic to your issues, while actually resulting in policies that either ossify the current corporation-based lobbyist-driven structure, or expand the pervasive control of the Federal government ostensibly for good reasons but which will in fact be used to incrementally decrease your rights vis a vis that "Constitution" thingy, which I will continue to re-interpret as really not relevant to today's realities anyway.
Signed,
Your President.


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